Elijah: "Look, Mom - Nolan's almost as tall as...as....as...as where you pump."
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Elijah (point to my chest): "I like these....these...what are these called anyway?"
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Elijah (looking at the milk right after I pumped): "Mom, you didn't get much milk. You're going to have to drink only water."
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Nolan (last Friday evening): "Mom, could I have some alone time tomorrow?"
Me: "What does that mean?"
Nolan: "I mean, some "me" time."
Me: "What does that mean that you want to do?"
Nolan: "you know, like I can sit in my room and read by myself for a little while."
(Saturday morning at 9:00 am when I get up) Me: "Since you got up first at 7, how was your "me" time?"
Nolan: "Oh, I didn't have my "me" time yet. I've just been playing the Wii."
Me: ????!!!!!!!!! thinking to myself (I'd like some of this "me" time myself!)
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