Things I don't want to forget...

Elijah: Jane and John like to play with their knuckle-tops, Mom.

Me: I'm not sure what you are talking about.

Elijah points to what he's referring to.

Me: Those are your armpits.

Elijah: Oh yeah, Jane and John like to play with their armpits.

(names changed)

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As I'm changing Mariah's diaper, Elijah asks, "When is Mariah going to get a part like me to go to the bathroom with?"
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Elijah: Mom, do you know where my skeletope is?

(telescope)
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Me: Elijah, what did you do with your clothes?
Elijah: I put them in my camper.

(hamper)