Elijah: Jane and John like to play with their knuckle-tops, Mom.
Me: I'm not sure what you are talking about.
Elijah points to what he's referring to.
Me: Those are your armpits.
Elijah: Oh yeah, Jane and John like to play with their armpits.
(names changed)
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As I'm changing Mariah's diaper, Elijah asks, "When is Mariah going to get a part like me to go to the bathroom with?"
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Elijah: Mom, do you know where my skeletope is?
(telescope)
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Me: Elijah, what did you do with your clothes?
Elijah: I put them in my camper.
(hamper)
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